martes, junio 13, 2006

Semos famosos

Pozi... en este fantastico post..(siempre sin acentos y en este caso sin enyes) ya va siendo hora de salir del armario y reconocer que soy famoso.

Que le vamos a hacer. Lo he querido esconder pero cuando la Universidad de Barcelona (UB) te dedica la portada acompanyada de un bonito Don Quijote al ladito no hay mas remedio que reconocerlo.

La vida es asin. Pero como igual no llegueis a timepo a ver el peazo front-page que me han dedicado.. pues nada aqui esta el link completo sobre mi peazo trabajo de la pradera.

Que mas, que mas.. Ah si por supuesto.. COM radio tambien me ha hecho una entrevista.. pero el nivel ha sido tan penoso que no me atrevo ni a hacer un link ni nada.. por que vamos.. el nivel de descojone va a ser generalizado. Seria el hazmerreir total. Asi pues, no voy a poner el link a menos que seis comments de distintas personas indiquen que se quieren descojonar de mi.

Y bueno.. el lunes en principio tengo entrevista para un periodico... eso si.. eso si...eso si que lo vais a tener hasta en la sopa...Es que en papel escrito me sacan muy bien. Cunado salga.. voy a comprar 50 copias... "a" lo menos.

Bueno.. y despues de este post tan asquerosamente repugnante.. tanto que incluso mi ego empieza a decir basta, agredicida y emocionada, solamente puedo decir...

Bueno.. que un abrazo a todos.


Quiero agredecer primero a los miembros de la academia por darme este honor. Pero tambien a mi familia, a mi puerco spin Hury sin el cual nada de esto hubiese sido posible .. ni sin mi no-osito chilipu que tanto me acompanyo en la ninyez. Tampoco debo olvidarme de Raticulin, ese gran planeta que siempre me ha protegido.

Gracias, gracias, gracias. Aplausos

Gracias, gracias, gracias. Aplausos

Gracias, gracias, gracias. Que te largues ya conyo!!!

lunes, junio 12, 2006


Densha Otoko...Since the weekend was a disaster in terms of success around bars I have decided to write this post in english about Densha Otoko. I have seen that a lot of people follow english. So If I want to receive traffic I thought it would be a good idea to change language for a while. We have to sell our sould for audience.

I hope to impact in this way the great debate about Densha Otoko (Man in/of the train in Japanese). You may have heard about him (in Sapnish I, Spanish II English,or japanese).

The best link in spanish is obviously the second :)

I think most of you already know the history. Let me recall it.According to several sources he is an otaku in Japan...a very important thing/freak to be (if you take it seriously of course). As a standard otaku, he had not had any relevant relation with a woman in his 23 years-old life ...until...he helped a upper-class lady in the underground of Tokio when she was harrassed by a old drunk guy. As standard practice among the elite of Japan, the upper-class lady, allegedly 25, asked for his address so that she could send a present of compensation. I said compensation, I mean gratitude, this is, gratitude...(what I was thinking?...sur le donnes?)

What did our otaku do when he received the present with a cell phone on the delivery company receipt??? well..since he did not have any experience, he logged on a thread in one of the famous community areas in Japan (channel2)..of course in the single-men group. There he asked for help. Among a lot of porn and sex comments he atually got very good advice from a growing set of fans...

I am not going to explain what happened in real life...but I am going to explain is what happened two months after the history. Very simple, Channel2 printed a book with all the comments in the threads slighty edited (too much porn in there). It was inmediately a success history..all the on-line community knew about it and bought easily reached the top 5 in sells. And with the help of a media mogul who controls the most important gossip magazine in Japan, channel2 started to promote a second more detailed book. And some mangas too. Once the little guy (anonymus Densha Otoko) history was everywhere in Japan, the movie came in...and more importantly (this is why I am here writing this) an adaptation for TV appeared last summer.

As you may guess, most of the otakus do not believe it is true (a real otaku can not believe that another otaku would ever do what he did...and by that I mean..why would an otaku like to change his non-relation with women?), but the thread indeed existed. The debate is extremely heated among non-otakus regarding the true nature of the thread. A conspiracy theory insinuating that all the thread was a hoax (just put hoax and Densha in google.. you will see) goes around..but it hardly makes sense. On the other hand, the possibility that a guy hired by channel2 posted the history with the idea of making a book with the same history and the reactions in the thread does indeed makes sense.

In any case, the movie and the TV series hardly have anything to do with the real thread, so it is not really a problem to state that the history can be true or actually does not matter...somehow.

What it really matters is that the TV series was an amazing success. It is time then to explain the reason why you may like to watch it (you really may like it)..and the reason why you may like to avoid it...

Here you can find all the chapters....11 chapters in the Japanese-Fuji tradition (why the tradition is 11? do not ask me)

So, where do I start...a general report or review? or a more an item by item analysis? You know what? better a list.. yeah a list...a list with hints about what kind of people would love it and which kind of people would not love it...If you are in the "interested" group you have to watch the two first Episodes..otherwise is not worthy. After frankly can decide...

"Not interested" (on Countdown form)

4- If you love/are interested in american style-series...mmmhhh forget it...if you are too used to America format do not even go will be a pain/pin in the ass, really. It is not "Japan adapts America" way.
3- If you do not like any series or movie which is not perfectly directed and edited with a strong effort in the details (in the western-details of course),do not go there...there are greatly/detailed produced series in America, Spain, France and Japan...but not this one.
2- If you want consistent acting in the male and female stars. And by consisting I mean something more than cute and decent acting. But if you are OK with two actors that do not spoil it if they are properly surrounded and even have some good moments...then no problem. (Note: they either overact or least according to western standards...which I think are roughly the same giving that other actors are excellent according also to western standards. In any case...I might be wrong about the cultural symbolism around their acting.)
1 a/b- You hate the beauty and the best myth / you hate the self-improvement-by-learning-in-group myth (no I am not going to look for the academic word, I know it has one..nufsaid) out becasue I mean the general myth.. not the particular narrative you have seen coming from across the pond.

"Interested" (on countdown)

4- You are an anthropologist (or like social sciences) excuse..go and watch it.. you will learn so many things, you will LOVE it.Of course, you would learn more if you watch the TV series and different japanese people watching it at the same time...but ei, it is amazing how many things you can learn wihtout them. You can dissect the ideal/nightmare work atmosphere for japanese people, or learn about space distribution, observe the body and artistic many things I could not even get started (maybe in the thread)
3- You love Shiraishi Miho She is fantastic. One of the best acting I have seen in TV series for sure, and generally speaking too. Awesome. Purely awesome.
2- Fresh...yes fresh...what do I mean?- different? yes I mean that. Maleable? Yes, indeed. What else? I guess fresh also means very simple without being stupid. Not great control of the details but not a disarray...a sensation that they know what is all about....let'smake it fresh.
1a/b. You love any of the myths: Beauty and the beast or self-improvement (learning social process)...Watch out becasue you may love them ...and you really do not know. In this case this is one of your last chances to know if you really hate them.

And this is it....Finish...Finittooo...Go and see it if you like....

We will back to standard je jejej...Now I withdraw waitingfor the peakin visits......shhhhh

Mediatic man!!!

lunes, junio 05, 2006

Anys i Anys

Bueno, bueno, bueno... como pasan los años.. y los kilos.

Es hora de felicitar al grupo aleman..que probablemente aumentara en breve...Wink Wink nod nod.

Y es que ya son tres decadas.. es el momento de recordar estas tres decadas...

Tres grandes decadas que han culminado en otra farra de fin de semana.. y otra vez al mismo sitio..con suerte desigual.

Pero no nos desviemos del tema, pues en el fondo mis aventuras nocturnas no interesan a nadie y recordemos esa peazo de decada.

En homeanaje al grupo de treintañeros que esta repartido pro esosmundos de Dios.este humilde regalo de mi parte:

Que gran decada.

Asi pues es necesario enumerar el numero de gallos, salidas de todos, movimientos descordinados...joder .. hay que ver realmente lo dificil que es hacer lo de Operacion triunfo.. y eso que no lo he visto nunca.

A parte de eso recordar que vuelvo en aerolineas federales pa la semana que viene...a votar a votar...pero no beses con esos labios porque me haces daño???? WTF...Relaciones que uno hace.

Algo mas.. pues algun post tendre que poner la critica sobre Densha Otoko que para algo me la he visto enterita. Sin contar que igual me tengo que pasar por Jerusalen este finde...

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